Geordies aren’t red, the Tyne isn’t blue – you’re hot as a pasty and I love you!
This cheeky, black-and-white North East Valentine’s card flips the classic romance on its head with proper Geordie pride: no soppy red hearts here (except the word "RED" for emphasis!), just monochrome magic featuring the iconic Tyne Bridge with a magpie perched on each end, facing each other like true Toon sweethearts. The word "pasty" is even illustrated to look like a proper tasty one – because nowt says "I love yee" like a steamin' hot pasty!
 
Perfect funny Valentine's gift for your Geordie wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, or anyone who gets the banter. A loving play on words that's warm, hilarious, and 100% North East – ideal for Newcastle, Sunderland, Durham, or anywhere with proper Northern soul.
 
Designed and proudly printed in the North East <3 – keeping it local and authentic.

Why this card is canny mint:
Hilarious anti-red theme: "Geordies aren’t red, the Tyne isn’t blue" – pure Geordie humour!
Tyne Bridge + two magpies illustration (one on each tower, facing in)
"HOT as a pasty" pun with pasty-shaped text
Black, white, and grey hearts throughout – no red overload!
Blank inside for your own message (add some extra dialect!)
Great for funny Geordie Valentine's, North East anniversary, cheeky partner card, or long-distance Toon love
Card Details:
Size: 148 x 148 mm (square – perfect fit)
Includes: Premium white envelope
Material: Professionally printed on thick, high-quality cardstock
Finish: Matte for a sleek, modern feel
Made in: The North East, UK
Grab this unique regional funny card before Valentine's sells out – because a pasty-hot love deserves proper Geordie recognition!
Fast dispatch from Newcastle upon Tyne – packaged with care to arrive spotless.
Happy Valentine's, pet! 
 
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