Funny ValenTYNES Day Card – Happy ValenTYNES Day with Tyne Bridge Heart!

Celebrate Valentine's the proper Geordie way with this cheeky, heart-shaped pun: Happy ValenTYNES Day!
 
The iconic Tyne Bridge takes centre stage, cleverly formed into a romantic heart with the wording wrapped around it – a spot-on nod to Newcastle and the North East that’ll make any Geordie (or anyone who loves one) smile. Perfect for telling your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, or even your best mate that they're your absolute favourite view in the Toon!
Full of that warm, banter-filled Northern charm – because nowt says "I love yee" like a bit of Tyne pride and proper humour. Designed and proudly printed right here in the North East <3 – keeping it local and authentic.

Why they'll love it:
Hilarious Geordie pun on "Valentine's" with the Tyne twist
Beautiful Tyne Bridge illustration shaped as a heart – instantly recognisable Newcastle icon
Funny yet loving vibe – great for partners, long-distance Geordies, or anyone missing the North East
Blank inside for your own personal message (gan wild with the dialect!)
Ideal as a funny Geordie Valentine's gift, North East anniversary card, or cheeky surprise
 
Card Details:
Size: 148 x 148 mm (classic square – fits perfectly in envelopes)
Includes: High-quality white envelope
Material: Professionally printed on thick, premium cardstock for a quality feel that stands out

Finish: Matte for a modern, sophisticated look
Made in: The North East, UK – supporting local talent!
Grab this unique regional gem before Valentine's flies off the shelves – limited stock, and nowt beats a Tyne-shaped heart for showing some proper love!
Fast dispatch from Newcastle upon Tyne – carefully packaged so it arrives looking canny mint.
Happy ValenTYNES, pet!
 
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