You’re as HOT as a Parmo – Funny Smoggie Valentine’s Day Card | Middlesbrough Teesside Love
Smoggies are red, the Transporter is blue... you're hot as a Parmo and I love you!
This cheeky Teesside Valentine's card is pure Middlesbrough gold: a massive melted cheese Parmo illustration tops the design (oozing that classic cheddar goodness), with the hilarious rhyme celebrating everything Smoggie – from the iconic Transporter Bridge to the unbeatable post-night-out Parmo. No soppy stuff here, just proper Northern heat and love for your Boro lass or lad!Perfect funny card for your Middlesbrough wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, or any Parmo fanatic who knows a steamin' hot Parmo is the way to the heart. A loving nod to Teesside pride – because nowt says "I love yee" like a Parmo-level scorcher!
Designed and proudly printed in the North East <3 – supporting local (even when we're reppin' Boro!).
Why this card is proper banging:
Mouthwatering melted cheese Parmo illustration at the top
Classic Teesside rhyme: "Smoggies are red, the Transporter is blue, you're hot as a Parmo and I love you"
Shoutout to Middlesbrough icons (Transporter Bridge + Parmo obsession)
Blank inside for your own message (add "Up the Boro!" or extra spice!)
Great for funny Smoggie Valentine's, Teesside anniversary, cheeky partner gift, or Middlesbrough supporter love token
Card Details:
Size: 148 x 148 mm (square – takeaway-sized fun!)
Includes: Premium white envelope
Material: Professionally printed on thick, high-quality cardstock
Finish: Matte for that authentic, no-nonsense Teesside feel
Made in: The North East, UKGrab this unique Parmo-powered card before Valentine's – stock melts fast, and every Smoggie deserves a hot love declaration!
Fast dispatch from the northeast – carefully packaged so it arrives hotter than a fresh Parmo.
Happy Valentine's!
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